2008 gratuitous bikini pics – 1

not only does she look great, but i’m pretty sure i could hang my hat on one of them nipples.  and if you look on the left of that gap, i think there’s just a glimpse of lip.

indeed, it is a happy new year.

we’ll be back!

today, the epa announced california (along with 16 other sates) won’t be allowed to make their own laws governing greenhouse gas emissions, because “the bush administration is moving forward with a clear national solution, not a confusing patchwork of state rules.”

the governator immediately screamed “we’re gonna sue your federal asses off!”  well, probably not in those exact words, but damn close.   “It’s another example of the administration’s failure to treat global warming with the seriousness that it actually demands.”  it sounds like his intent is to sue to get california’s control back.
with a kennedy at his side, he’ll prolly win this one

gratuitous bikini pic

yeah she’s hot, but it looks like she’s lookin for critters crawlin out of her bikini.

all i can say is if i was in her bikini, i wouldn’t want to crawl out either.

hey, you ate my muffin!

while sometimes it’s good to hear that (like when a hot woman says it), if you work for british airways, it could mean a few days suspension from your job.

sources say a british airways flight attendant was suspended from their job for eating a passenger’s leftover muffin. it was headed for the trash, so what’s the big deal?

“BA are treating the incident as theft after he was reported at Heathrow airport on Monday.

The man’s collegues are furious with the decision, branding the airline ‘heavy handed’ and accused them of acting like a ‘police state’.

One BA worker told The Sun: “The cabin crew member on a long-haul flight took a muffin destined for the bin.

“Now his career hangs in the balance. Everyone is up in arms – it is a disgusting way to treat a member of staff.”

he’s lucky he didn’t have to go under a skirt to get it.

it happens

people die. this past weekend, it was Dan Fogelberg’s turn.

the peoria, illinois born son of a band leader succumbed to prostate cancer after a brave 3 year battle.

you may remember his hit songs “Longer”, “Same Old Lang Syne” and “Leader of the Band”, a song he wrote as a tribute to his father for supporting his choice of careers. (music vs. acting) – good choice.
r.i.p.

bahahahaaaaa-fucking-haaaaaa

some fucking genius put this “Delicious for Chanuka” sign out for a ham.

sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

anyway, happy chanuka, hanukkah, or however the fuck you spell it.

the monkey’s outta the cage

don imus, after having the proverbial plug pulled on him 8 months ago, debuted on the air again today.  after his “nappy headed ho” remark 234 days ago, CBS and MSNBC fired him.

this time, he’s back with a new cast, and 2 black comedians to boot.  time will tell if “imus in the morning” will actually be a different program than it was in the past, but it’s cool that he gets the chance.

a new feature

welcome to “get over it” – a new feature here at drunk51.  i’ll tell you something, and you have to live with it or not.  my answer to you is “get over it” but if you wanna bitch at me, hit me in the comments.

i’m a big boy, i can take it.

where i come from, we don’t do the politically correct thing.  nope, not at all.   we say shit like “merry christmas” instead of that feel good crap “happy holidays” or “seasons greetings”.  since it’s the beginning of the christmas season, thought i’d share.

gimme what you got.

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iRock

This little gadget is designed to plug into your iPod, Zune or other mp3 player, to broadcast to your car radio. It’d be nice to be driving down the highway listening to your personal 8GB of music blasting out your speakers, huh?

Now here’s a twist on it’s use: I have a friend in LA, listens to GhettoRadio.FM all day long. She has this little gem plugged in to the headphone port of her computer, sets the radio on her stereo to the right frequency, and has streaming internet radio blasting through her full sized speakers. Now how cool is that?

Check it out for yourself. Here’s a link to where you can buy one.